This is the panda post page. It doesn’t have posts on it, as there is a different post page with posts about pandas. This had to be a page because there needs to be a lot of explaining about what we mean. First, this is the panda post that was on the panda post page featuring a post with a panda. This panda post was also in the Panda Post.
This is the panda post that was in the Panda Post. That’s a newspaper of course. Here is a panda by a post reading the Panda Post.
So, anyway, a panda post was in the Panda Post. Pandas get the Panda Post in the post. We mail it to the zoos from the post office, with panda postage stamps. Here, a picture should help.
See we mail them at the post office. You need one of these panda postage stamps.
Not to be confused with panda posters that are posted at the post office like this:
That’s also different from Post Panda, the post-punk panda band. Some of us argue that Post Panda is more goth, but really goth is part of post-punk, and no one appreciates pedantic pandas anyway. This is Post Panda by the way, but only lame posers don’t know that.
That’s totally different than country rap panda, Post Pandalone, just so you know. That’s this panda right here.
See, totally different. There is also the post apocalyptic movie, Post Panda, and its sequel, Post Panda 2: Revenge of Mad Panda.
Those are just movies though. You may be wondering, what if a panda by a panda post, had a huge post-it note that said panda. Well, that would be this one of course, one of the unreleased panda posts.
We used to eat Panda Post Toasties bamboo flakes, but it was discontinued, so all we have now is the knock-off version of Panda Post Toasties bamboo flakes. An Flakes, from Pandi’s, the panda discount store. I don’t know why they call it that.
Now that we have that cleared up, it’s the 45th anniversary of Post Panda’s self-titled debut album.
Speaking of panda music, country music legend, The Sichuan Cowboy released a new album this week.
The Sichuan Cowboy continues exploring his outlaw country roots with Red Panda Rodeo.
