Flatulent Chinese Mammals With a Bamboo Restaurant
A gourmet restaurant only for giant pandas, serving the best bamboo and bamboo shoots.
A passion for preparing and cooking bamboo
We serve the finest bamboo in the perfect environment for pandas.
How to Enable Your Restaurant Trip
You will first need to escape from the zoo where you live. The easiest way is to obtain human clothing. If you get fully dressed in human clothing, they will not notice you are a panda, thus allowing you to leave. When you return home, simply remove the clothing. The humans will put you back into your home.
Your Destination
This is The Panda Life
“Farting Pandas Bamboo Restaurant has the finest food and best atmosphere, by pandas, for pandas.”
Stinkerton McFartsworth
Food Critic, Portly Panda Post